[PREORDER] The Fake Divination Offense (Signed Book)

2026-03-16T16:09:03-04:00

Vendor: Sarah Raasch
Type: Signed Book
Price: 22.00

This is a preorder of 'The Fake Divination Offense' by Sarah Raasch! Comes with door hangers and a love trope pin for the first 100 orders!

Release date: May 19, 2026

Estimated Shipping: End of May 2026 (earlier if possible!)

If you order other items with this book, ALL ITEMS will ship together. If you want the other items earlier, please make a separate purchase.

Blurb:

Orok Monroe: Half-giant. Rawball defensive tank on the Philadelphia Hellhounds. Follower of Urzoth...only Orok’s tired of following the god of aggression.

Alexo Warden: Cheerleader. Human? A dancer with a stadium’s worth of secrets.

When Orok saves Alexo at a bar, fans go feral for the star athlete protecting the pint-size dude-in-distress. The Hellhounds propose that Orok and Alexo start a PR relationship to put a positive spin on Orok’s god. Orok is set to refuse and renounce Urzoth―but that wouldn’t let him see Alexo again.

So, like a sap, he agrees.

As Orok tries to drop the fake part of their fake-relationship, Alexo’s dangerous truths emerge. To save him, Orok will have to sacrifice far more than his divine association.

What to Expect:

Sports Romance meets Dungeons and Dragons

Half-giant x Cheerleader

Arranged Dating